Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.