Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
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Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
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So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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