You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
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He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
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Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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