Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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