My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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