Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
if i get the "i'm engaged" text one more time, i'm going to shoot myself in the face so my cats won't eat it when i die alone.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
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Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
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My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I touched a dick in church today
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