I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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