If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
