that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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