we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
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