I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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