You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
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I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
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And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
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