...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
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It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
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HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
Cover your peen. We're going out.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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