I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
This beer is not sobering me up at all
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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