Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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