whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
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we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
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Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Gay?
German.
Pity.
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