i think my tv is drunk
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
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I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
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kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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