I'm gonna have a badass scar
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
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