Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Randomize
