you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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