Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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