He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Randomize
