you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
You're a waste of cheezeits
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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