I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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