is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
It's official drugs can't kill me
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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