about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
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