we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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