At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
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I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
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I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Randomize