its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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