First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Randomize
