Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
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She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
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Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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