When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
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