I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
So much Jack, so little girl.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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