I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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