I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
Randomize
