we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
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That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
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I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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