dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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