how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
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you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
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Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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