I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
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I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
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Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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