she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.