I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
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Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
i came on her dog
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FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.