well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.