im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
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