My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Randomize
