You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
Ladies don't puke and tell
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Randomize
