Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
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I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
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So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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