Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
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No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
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My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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