dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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