you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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