What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
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