so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
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What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
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We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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