I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
this must be what syphilis tastes like
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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