Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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