i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
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I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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