One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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