That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
it hurts more in the daytime
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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